SMOKELESS CIGARETTES

In keeping with the world's demand for smokeless zones, we introduce the soon-to-be-famed:

SMOKELESS CIGARETTE

The new brand, fully tested by resident expert, pietie@martins.co.za makes a mockery of the demand for taste and foul odours.

The new SMOKELESS CIGARETTE features a filter at no less than BOTH ends, with a filter joining the two ends.

VOILA, we cry to the world, in modesty. Modesty is not aBlaze anymore.

MODESTY SMOKELESS CIGARETTES

No need to even light up. Just puff away. No more smelly butts - just sit on 'em.

WARNING - Do not puff away at a SMOKELESS CIGARETTE whilst in the shower or swimming. The shape, texture and form will be lost.

There is a rumour apparently, that to coincide with the release of

MODESTY SMOKELESS CIGARETTES

the corner store will now be offering a recently-released range of USED LIGHTERS. Book Now!